A fost odata o vreme cand relatiile se descriau prin emotii, comunicare, pasiune, compatibilitate, planuri…sau lipsa lor. Ehe, vremurile acelea sunt de mult apuse. Behold! The optimization of relationships: in plin progres software, aceasta latura a relatiilor interumane, numita sugestiv „cuplu” a cazut vicitma upgrade-urilor de soft. O fi bine, o fi rau?
Raspunsul e mai jos: intr-o scrisoare descurajata a unei utilizatoare care s-a pierdut in toata tehnologia asta! O prietena buna mi-a transmis-o si o impart cu voi, alaturi de raspunsul oficial al providerilor de software, pentru ca…e groasa, relatiile nu sunt simple nici dupa ce le facem upgrade se soft! 🙂 Exista insa 36 de lectii care te pot salva, daca esti in situatia de mai jos:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 …uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
DEAR Madam ,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5…
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 6.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam
In loc de incheiere, spun atat: let’s keep it human. Sau, mai pe romaneste si in spiritul #revolutiei: